Special Needs
On Sunday morning in chapel the preacher asked the congregation "If there is anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar." A number of people...
View ArticleFootballer’s Wives
Harold had just finished eating his breakfast and as usual was sitting at the kitchen table reading the daily paper. He came across an article about an actress who was about to marry a football player,...
View ArticleOverheard At A Nudist Colony
I was sitting on the terrace at a nudist colony the other week when I overheard the following discussion between two professors, a history professor and a psychology professor. The history professor...
View ArticleJapanese Food
An American businessman goes on a business trip to Japan, but coming from the Midwest he isn't too keen to try the local Japanese food, especially as he has heard a lot about the weird things that they...
View ArticleThe Broken Elevator
Three colleagues were attending a convention and returned to their hotel to find that the elevator was broken and that they would have to use the stairs to get to their rooms. The problem was that not...
View ArticleThe Bathroom Cabinet
Ever since she was a little girl my wife's daughter had this habit of looking in the bathroom cabinet any time she went to visit family or friends. When she was really young she would usually either...
View ArticleFrom The Trenches
I know that this is an old joke about life in the trenches, it's one that I myself heard when I was a young lad some 50 years ago, but as this year marks the 100th anniversary of the start of the First...
View ArticleHead Covering
Some years ago, it was a requirement in the Catholic Church for women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived at a country without her head covering. Noticing...
View ArticleYou Look Tired
I was taking a coffee break at work when a colleague from the office came up to me and told me that I looked tired. "I am tired", I told him. "I just finished doing 100 push-ups." "Oh wow?", he...
View ArticleDrunken Irishman
A drunken Irishman stumbles into the front door of a bar in Dublin and orders a Jameson's whisky in a slurred voice. Knowing that this man, let's call him Murphy, gets really obnoxious when he is...
View ArticleBeware Of Aliens Abducting Your Children
Beware Of Aliens Abducting Your Children We are your friends. We mean you no harm. Give us your young and we go away in peace. This is a "Children Crossing" street sign in the Old City of Southampton...
View ArticleRomeo And Juliet Retold In Limerick Form
This is the story of Romeo and Juliet retold in Limerick form. If you came here hoping to hear the story of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet told in a more traditional way, then I am sorry to disappoint...
View ArticleWhat If Farts Were Colored?
Have you ever wondered what life would be like if farts were colored? Farts! You either love them or hate them. It's very much a man thing, but some women and indeed couples find passing gas together...
View ArticleRipsnorter Is A Wonderfully Descriptive Word
Of all the words that exist for passing gas, the term Ripsnorter conveys a sense of power and awesomeness of the act of farting. It's a wonderfully descriptive word don't you think. A Ripsnorter could...
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